1 00:00:18,857 --> 00:00:23,857 -Hello? -Hi Tanu! What are you doing? 2 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:27,857 -What's the time? -Uh..It's 7:30. 3 00:00:27,857 --> 00:00:31,323 -Where? There or in India? -In India. 4 00:00:31,688 --> 00:00:35,954 -Tell me. What are you doing? -Frying "pakodas". 5 00:00:36,295 --> 00:00:39,494 Are you still having oily food? Didn't the doctor tell you not to? 6 00:00:40,395 --> 00:00:44,235 Mikesh, it's 7:30 in the morning man, what is this? 7 00:00:44,426 --> 00:00:45,426 Sorry. 8 00:00:46,013 --> 00:00:48,448 I just wanted to say 'Good Morning'. 9 00:00:48,637 --> 00:00:50,650 Hmm. Okay. Good Morning. 10 00:00:55,614 --> 00:00:56,170 FUCK! 11 00:01:03,474 --> 00:01:04,852 Girlfriend. 12 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:07,950 She got a little upset. 13 00:01:13,170 --> 00:01:14,328 How are you? 14 00:01:14,845 --> 00:01:15,845 You need to make an entry. 15 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:21,980 Ritu! 16 00:01:22,254 --> 00:01:25,203 I'm not going jogging today, you go! 17 00:01:26,344 --> 00:01:30,351 Ritu, Ritu. We have a major situation! Mikesh is in India! 18 00:01:31,369 --> 00:01:33,632 What are you blabbering about early morning? 19 00:01:33,900 --> 00:01:37,860 He's joining from next month. He's in the US right now. 20 00:01:38,455 --> 00:01:40,999 No! Trust me! I know he's here! 21 00:01:46,511 --> 00:01:47,511 Garbage? 22 00:01:48,266 --> 00:01:49,140 Mikesh. 23 00:01:52,199 --> 00:01:54,707 Why would he surprise you like this? 24 00:01:55,027 --> 00:01:58,466 It's not even your birthday and Valentine's day is also gone. 25 00:01:58,697 --> 00:02:00,323 Go back to sleep, man. 26 00:02:00,431 --> 00:02:02,498 That's what I'm terrified off! 27 00:02:02,971 --> 00:02:05,059 This can mean only one thing! 28 00:02:06,288 --> 00:02:07,421 Are you serious? 29 00:02:09,606 --> 00:02:10,133 No! 30 00:02:23,001 --> 00:02:25,263 I'm just not ready, man! 31 00:02:25,553 --> 00:02:27,036 Then say 'No'. 32 00:02:27,219 --> 00:02:28,426 No, no, no, no, no! 33 00:02:28,654 --> 00:02:29,654 I can't! 34 00:02:29,969 --> 00:02:31,485 I can't hurt his feelings. 35 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:32,866 Tanya! 36 00:02:33,467 --> 00:02:33,929 Oye! 37 00:02:35,217 --> 00:02:36,217 Don't zone out. 38 00:02:36,443 --> 00:02:37,945 What if he just came to meet you? 39 00:02:38,780 --> 00:02:40,349 If I know him right, 40 00:02:40,686 --> 00:02:44,931 then he's right outside the door, on his knees, with a ring in his hand. 41 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:06,507 You've been in a long distance relationship for 3 years, 42 00:03:06,874 --> 00:03:08,736 and you both dated for just a month before that. 43 00:03:08,916 --> 00:03:10,654 Why would anyone propose like this? 44 00:03:11,262 --> 00:03:11,979 You're overthinking. 45 00:03:12,214 --> 00:03:13,214 I know him! 46 00:03:14,312 --> 00:03:17,412 The first thing he'll say to me after coming back to India is... 47 00:03:17,540 --> 00:03:18,727 Will you marry me? 48 00:03:22,394 --> 00:03:23,396 Will you marry me? 49 00:03:25,933 --> 00:03:27,240 Will you marry ME? 50 00:03:31,550 --> 00:03:34,661 Just relax. Calm down. Open. 51 00:03:35,631 --> 00:03:36,631 Go, go. 52 00:03:44,330 --> 00:03:45,463 Will you marry... 53 00:03:52,167 --> 00:03:56,658 Madam, please tie up the garbage bag. The cat litters everything. 54 00:03:58,571 --> 00:03:59,571 801? 55 00:04:02,290 --> 00:04:03,184 801! 56 00:04:07,222 --> 00:04:08,222 901! 57 00:04:09,141 --> 00:04:10,141 Ass! 58 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:12,210 Mikesh? 59 00:04:12,635 --> 00:04:13,475 Tanya! 60 00:04:18,012 --> 00:04:20,765 Tanya Nagpal, will you marry me? 61 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:31,880 Mikesh! Move aside a little. 62 00:04:32,155 --> 00:04:33,155 Sorry. 63 00:05:27,677 --> 00:05:28,310 So? 64 00:05:29,357 --> 00:05:30,314 How did you like the surprise? 65 00:05:31,317 --> 00:05:31,906 It was great, right? 66 00:05:32,957 --> 00:05:34,090 You are so lucky! 67 00:05:34,941 --> 00:05:36,924 Yeah...Umm... 68 00:05:37,862 --> 00:05:39,636 Actually... umm... 69 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:41,740 Mikesh... 70 00:05:43,001 --> 00:05:44,001 About that... 71 00:05:44,832 --> 00:05:45,829 We need to talk. 72 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:48,154 We have all the time we need. 73 00:05:48,242 --> 00:05:50,586 Won't you make some tea for your future husband? 74 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:51,921 Okay. 75 00:05:52,275 --> 00:05:53,275 Hey, Ruchi! 76 00:05:53,839 --> 00:05:54,839 Wassup? 77 00:05:55,745 --> 00:05:57,212 I've heard a lot about you. 78 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:00,631 Hi. "Ritu"! 79 00:06:01,587 --> 00:06:05,091 Mikesh.. "Ritu" is a girl's name! 80 00:06:06,016 --> 00:06:07,576 Can I speak to you for a minute? 81 00:06:08,922 --> 00:06:10,068 We'll be back in two minutes? 82 00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:18,489 What's all this about tea and stuff? When are you going to tell him? 83 00:06:18,605 --> 00:06:21,388 Ritu! He just arrived. I'll tell him after lunch. 84 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:24,367 After lunch? At the pace he's moving, you'll have two kids by then. 85 00:06:25,410 --> 00:06:26,799 Hey guys! 86 00:06:27,599 --> 00:06:28,599 Wassup? 87 00:06:30,022 --> 00:06:31,022 What's going on? 88 00:06:32,173 --> 00:06:33,313 Actually, we... 89 00:06:34,097 --> 00:06:36,564 We are talking about sanitary pads... 90 00:06:40,902 --> 00:06:41,729 Cool. 91 00:06:43,420 --> 00:06:44,689 It's a sexy flat! 92 00:06:45,912 --> 00:06:46,912 What a view! 93 00:06:47,856 --> 00:06:49,808 Woah, Donald Duck! 94 00:06:51,897 --> 00:06:53,364 How much does one cost? 95 00:06:55,671 --> 00:06:57,306 Umm... Mikesh, 96 00:06:57,869 --> 00:07:01,112 I actually wanted to speak to you about the marraige. 97 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:02,300 Yeah, tell me! 98 00:07:07,940 --> 00:07:09,807 Actually, there's this...er... 99 00:07:10,899 --> 00:07:11,899 Er... 100 00:07:13,711 --> 00:07:14,711 I'll just go! 101 00:07:15,584 --> 00:07:16,153 I'll go. 102 00:07:17,672 --> 00:07:18,672 She's great, man. 103 00:07:19,263 --> 00:07:20,206 Is she single? 104 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:21,634 Should I introduce her to Tiwari? 105 00:07:22,236 --> 00:07:25,147 Mikesh, everything's happening really fast. 106 00:07:25,259 --> 00:07:26,823 Don't worry, there is time. 107 00:07:26,974 --> 00:07:28,798 We'll first have lunch and then go check out the house. 108 00:07:29,488 --> 00:07:30,621 Check out the house? 109 00:07:30,874 --> 00:07:31,874 Yeah! 110 00:07:32,424 --> 00:07:34,330 We'll shift into a new house after we get married, right? 111 00:07:34,422 --> 00:07:34,851 Look at this. 112 00:07:35,114 --> 00:07:36,707 I have already started looking. 113 00:07:36,798 --> 00:07:39,008 These are all 2 BHKs in the 35K range. 114 00:07:39,819 --> 00:07:41,752 This one's 2 and a half BHK. 115 00:07:43,417 --> 00:07:45,008 We can turn this small room into a prayer room. 116 00:07:47,464 --> 00:07:49,275 Mikesh! Are you serious? 117 00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:52,023 There is no way, I am going go look for houses with you! 118 00:07:52,048 --> 00:07:54,398 Please! I mean! 1 BHK, 2BHK, 3BHK! 119 00:07:54,451 --> 00:07:55,720 I don't want to go! 120 00:07:55,888 --> 00:07:56,171 No! 121 00:07:56,196 --> 00:07:59,682 I am not going to go anywhere today to look for houses. Okay? 122 00:07:59,844 --> 00:08:00,967 Please! No! No way! 123 00:08:01,060 --> 00:08:01,313 No! 124 00:08:01,464 --> 00:08:02,343 Not at all! Thanks! 125 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:06,733 The flat is good. 126 00:08:07,094 --> 00:08:08,094 Nice, right? 127 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:10,869 It's a very good flat, Mikesh. 128 00:08:11,481 --> 00:08:12,948 Look this is a window. 129 00:08:13,248 --> 00:08:15,581 There is a park outside the window. Come on, please come inside. 130 00:08:16,239 --> 00:08:17,522 There are trees in the park. 131 00:08:17,887 --> 00:08:19,672 One is a Neem tree and the other is a guava tree. 132 00:08:19,985 --> 00:08:22,881 Dont pluck the guavas from the guava tree; The gardener beats the shit out of you. 133 00:08:23,059 --> 00:08:24,059 Come inside. 134 00:08:24,308 --> 00:08:27,522 You hold this, and give this to me. 135 00:08:27,725 --> 00:08:29,794 You check all the switches. 136 00:08:33,275 --> 00:08:34,275 Come on, come. 137 00:08:34,953 --> 00:08:36,420 Here is another window. 138 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,930 From this one, every tuesday, you can see the vegetable market. 139 00:08:39,089 --> 00:08:39,613 Okay. 140 00:08:39,744 --> 00:08:40,744 This is Govind 141 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:42,626 He is a painter and mechanic. 142 00:08:42,727 --> 00:08:44,126 And also my uncle's son. 143 00:08:44,736 --> 00:08:48,400 Uncle, Govind and guavas are all fine, but can you tell me more about the flat? 144 00:08:48,539 --> 00:08:49,543 Where is the kitchen? 145 00:08:50,134 --> 00:08:51,151 Oh, the kitchen? 146 00:08:51,176 --> 00:08:51,837 Yeah. 147 00:08:54,121 --> 00:08:56,123 Govind, did you break the kitchen? 148 00:08:58,322 --> 00:09:00,256 Mr. Purshottam, how long have you been doing this? 149 00:09:01,346 --> 00:09:03,285 It has been a week today. 150 00:09:03,351 --> 00:09:04,418 And before that? 151 00:09:04,820 --> 00:09:07,439 Actually my father is suffering from piles. 152 00:09:07,545 --> 00:09:08,860 Normally he's the one who looks after everything. 153 00:09:09,618 --> 00:09:10,854 I am studying in a polytechnic. 154 00:09:11,893 --> 00:09:13,857 Oh. Cool! 155 00:09:14,377 --> 00:09:17,195 Mr. Purshottam. Can we talk? 156 00:09:17,275 --> 00:09:18,547 Yes. Go ahead. 157 00:09:19,035 --> 00:09:21,369 No, not to you. Between ourselves. 158 00:09:22,515 --> 00:09:24,515 Us... Some personal discussion. 159 00:09:25,947 --> 00:09:28,308 Ohh.. Personal discussion. 160 00:09:29,187 --> 00:09:34,546 Govind, lets leave. They have to talk. Go ahead with your personal discussion. 161 00:09:37,385 --> 00:09:41,983 Mikesh. This needs to stop. Just listen to me for two minutes, please. 162 00:09:42,008 --> 00:09:42,852 Yeah, tell me. 163 00:09:45,590 --> 00:09:48,483 Mikesh I have thought a lot about this. 164 00:09:49,268 --> 00:09:50,826 And I feel that... 165 00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:53,156 Tell me. 166 00:09:58,649 --> 00:10:02,665 35K rent is too much for this flat, right? I mean, we should look for another flat 167 00:10:02,867 --> 00:10:04,870 Yeah right? Even I feel the same. 168 00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:08,432 And there are bachelors around. We should live in a society with families. 169 00:10:09,407 --> 00:10:12,843 This paint... I'll have to wash my hands 170 00:10:13,516 --> 00:10:16,498 Is there a bathroom, or did they break that too? 171 00:10:23,353 --> 00:10:27,180 -Tanu, did you fall down ? -No, I am okay. 172 00:10:27,471 --> 00:10:28,495 Cool. 173 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:31,053 Will you have tea ma'am? 174 00:10:31,388 --> 00:10:32,841 It's hot. 175 00:10:33,868 --> 00:10:34,733 Where is he? 176 00:10:47,977 --> 00:10:49,331 -Hey, Tanya! -Yeah? 177 00:10:49,472 --> 00:10:51,579 -Tanya... -Sir, will you have tea? 178 00:10:51,988 --> 00:10:52,734 Tea... 179 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:55,538 Please open the lock from outside. I am unable to unlock it. 180 00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:56,493 I think I am stuck 181 00:10:56,518 --> 00:10:57,874 Okay, gimme a minute. 182 00:11:00,792 --> 00:11:04,061 Oh yes. Daddy had told me that the knob doesn't work. 183 00:11:04,781 --> 00:11:06,622 Did the knob inside break? 184 00:11:06,885 --> 00:11:09,878 The knob has broken. How do I come out now? 185 00:11:09,926 --> 00:11:12,947 Sir please don't jump. Its very high. 186 00:11:13,522 --> 00:11:15,456 Why are you telling me all this now? 187 00:11:15,495 --> 00:11:17,983 I thought he had peed at his place. 188 00:11:18,008 --> 00:11:20,028 Who uses the washroom and in an unknown place? 189 00:11:20,327 --> 00:11:22,176 Tanya, please call someone 190 00:11:22,201 --> 00:11:23,973 Yes. One minute. What do we do? 191 00:11:23,998 --> 00:11:26,287 What now? I have even sent off Govind. 192 00:11:26,591 --> 00:11:27,886 He will be back at night. 193 00:11:28,028 --> 00:11:29,724 Even the tea will get cold by then. 194 00:11:30,192 --> 00:11:31,018 Should I drink it? 195 00:11:31,043 --> 00:11:32,043 Tanya... 196 00:11:33,598 --> 00:11:35,696 Mikesh, do you have my phone? 197 00:11:36,615 --> 00:11:37,352 Yes. 198 00:11:37,596 --> 00:11:40,219 Google a carpenter's number. 199 00:11:43,477 --> 00:11:45,417 There is no network in the bathroom. 200 00:11:45,606 --> 00:11:47,339 At least call the gaurd. 201 00:11:49,588 --> 00:11:50,588 Madam... 202 00:11:51,071 --> 00:11:52,734 I owe him some money... 203 00:11:53,911 --> 00:11:56,600 Oh.. I'll go with you then. Mikesh, I'll be back. 204 00:11:56,887 --> 00:11:58,986 -Where are you going? -I am coming back, man. 205 00:11:59,087 --> 00:12:01,506 What do you mean I'm coming back? What will I do here? 206 00:12:01,711 --> 00:12:02,943 I'll get bored! 207 00:12:03,241 --> 00:12:04,249 Tanya!